White Man's Burden
How could you prefer those sweaty nerds to educating the voters? 
Or rather, watching me educate the voters? 

How could you prefer those sweaty nerds to educating the voters? 

Or rather, watching me educate the voters? 

One day my male employees will be as condescending as I am. If I raise ‘em right, that is!

One day my male employees will be as condescending as I am. If I raise ‘em right, that is!

It’s good that they understand this basic fact. 
P.S. Groveling is sooo sexy! 

It’s good that they understand this basic fact. 

P.S. Groveling is sooo sexy! 

Coldplay is my JAM! 

Coldplay is my JAM! 

I’m using my Flux Capacitor to go back in time and school those lazybones in the media. You’re welcome! 

I’m using my Flux Capacitor to go back in time and school those lazybones in the media. You’re welcome! 

This tux cost four grand, by the way. Jealous much?

This tux cost four grand, by the way. Jealous much?

Women love being corrected. Free dating advice for you! You’re welcome. 

Women love being corrected. Free dating advice for you! You’re welcome. 

Eyeeeccch, girl-drink cooties! 

Eyeeeccch, girl-drink cooties! 

Oh honey. Keep trying.
By the way, I forgive you.

NOT!! Hahaha psych.

Oh honey. Keep trying.

By the way, I forgive you.

NOT!! Hahaha psych.

It’s true. 

It’s true.